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Chocolate Buns Cake

Candace Von, Sledge Hammer

40 Inch Plus

Dessert is served. Hope you like chocolate. Candace came in after we had to turn away one of the unfortunates who wasnt even close to 40 inches. We had to send her packing and gave her a box full of cookies to help her one day reach our goal. She was cute for an anorexic but she definitely did not make the tape measure stretch and strain the way Candace did. She saved the day and went toe to toe genitals to genitals with my buddy Sledge. He showed up a bit late but that just gave me more time to really take in all that phenomenal booty. If he would have shown up about another 5 minutes late he would have walked in on Candace and I bumping uglies.