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The Pussy Wall

Charlamagne, Gabby Martinez

8th Street Latinas

We were just about to hit the mall and see if we could pick up some chicks when we saw Gabby Martinez talking on her phone right across the street. My buddy Charlamagne came up with a hair brained scheme to feign injury and hopefully get her to come over and help. Surprisingly, it worked like a charm. She rushed over to see how she could be of assistance once she heard him wail in pain after supposedly tripping and crashing his knee into the asphalt. Gabby mentioned she had gone to nursing school for quite some time and could definitely help. I figured that was the perfect opportunity to get her into our house and mentioned how it would be best if he sat on the couch while she figured out how to best help him. From there we were able to convince her to show him some TLC and with a body like hers, all I could do was be totally envious from behind the camera.